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Month: May 2018

The Occasional Price of Free Speech

Controversy makes everyone super uncomfortable. Unless you’re in America, in which it makes us all inch toward orgasm. We love it here! We especially love it when it pits us against our fellow men and women. Okay, I guess I…

Hygiene: Caring for One’s Teeth

A gentleman’s breath should not offend. 

Murder Fatigue: Emotional Exhaustion Takes its Toll

While everybody was busy planning their beautiful graduation parties, yet another school shooting went down. The second one in two weeks. I’m sure somebody noticed. I didn’t. It’s barely newsworthy anymore. Just a side article to quickly scan over on…

The Misunderstood Middle

What a time to be alive! Everyone is offended, everyone is a snowflake, and everyone is an extremist. And if you’re nodding your head in agreement right now — just know that I’m talking about you, too. Every dying soul…

Quick Tips on Picking the Right Tie

A gentleman always dresses for the occasion without overdressing. 

Could the Nintendo Switch Go Down as the Greatest Console Ever?

I should probably start off by answering the question posed in the title of the article: It’s pretty unlikely. Okay, thanks for reading, folks! See ‘ya next time! Honestly, though…maybe it could. And not just because of its early sales…

7 Tips on Being a Gentleman Right Now

Being a gentleman isn’t about what you own or where you are, it is about who you are. 

How to Choose Metalic Accessories

A gentleman’s accessories should minimalistic rather than flashy. This includes sunglasses, gloves, scarves, tie bars, etc… Let the lady be the one to stand out.

Ten Years of Infinity are Avenged

Hey, let’s all celebrate! The new Avengers film is here! Surely it won’t disappoint us the way Star Wars recently did. Or didn’t, depending on your perspective. While Disney is ruling the world, they have to please us as peasants,…

How to Shop like a Gentleman

Don’t be tempted by deals, sales, or bottom prices. Those that buy cheap, buy twice. Go for quality, one gets what one pays for.