Author name: Hard Hamel

Born from a solid piece of granite, Hamel was brought to life when lightning struck the top of his stony skull. From there he wandered for decades around the continent before finally discovering a love for burritos and college football. In between meals and games, he taught himself how to write and even speak. He finally settled down, and he is now a rock sitting permanently in a computer chair ranting. And eating burritos.

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