Donald Trump: A Suspect Sequel Story
It’s becoming increasingly evident that Donald Trump has not forgiven America for his defeat in the 2020 election. It truly is the only logical explanation for all the destructive plans he is laying out for his upcoming administration. Let’s take…
Let’s Ban Every Christmas Song!
Remember when Baby, It’s Cold Outside was essentially banned from being played on the radio? Yeah, there was some rapey stuff in that song, but…it was a different time, right? So now, what if I got all PC (“politically correct”)…
Is Artifical Intelligence Terrifying Yet?
Skynet, The Matrix, and Blade Runner, oh my! We’ve all been subjected to horror stories about sentient machines that alter or end our society of meat puppets. How close are we, though? Because it’s absolutely real, I promise. In our…
Ironically, Were We Wrong About Alanis Morrisette’s Irony?
Remember when every pseudo-intellectual you knew was letting you know that there was nothing actually ironic in the song, “Ironic” by Alanis Morrisette? Pepperidge Farms remembers. And so do I. My amazing English teacher in 1997 even played it and…
F**k you (and Also Me Too). I Guess All of Us.
It’s really reaffirming to me how we’re all part of a country who wants to just get it all together. It’s just like cotton candy in my ears. I keep hearing from “Americans” that say they want what’s best for…
Cancel a Culture of Whining
Did anyone catch that episode of The Cosby Show last night on Nick at Night? It was the one where Cliff Huxtable drugs a woman with a Jell-O pudding pop and sexually assaults her. You missed it? Oh right, because…
The Heroine We Didn’t Deserve
So if you have yet to watch the penultimate Game of Thrones episode, and you have plans to, stop reading now. Also, make better use of your time, because it’s been several days. All the spoilers are ahead. Maybe even…
Raiders of the Lost Art…of Movie-Going
Growing up, one of my favorite things to do was going to the movies. It didn’t matter if it was with just my parents when I was a kid or with my friends/girlfriend as I got older. It was a…
Disney Legends and Carl Barks
What makes an artist interesting? Is it art? Writing? Their ability to drown in alcohol while they create their work? I don’t know. But there’s a man who shunned all of this before Hunter S. Thompson even sharpened his first…
LeBron James Needs No Apologies
Northern Ohio is no stranger to the strife of professional sports fandom. There are well-known nicknames for the gaffes and follies of cheering on teams in Cleveland: The Fumble, The Drive, The Shot, The Decision, Game 7, Game 7 once…