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All Major Media is LIES???

People everywhere are joining a mob right now. A torch-carrying mob eager to burn down everything the “media” or “experts” are telling us. But before you tattoo “WOKE AF” across your asscheeks because you distrust media, consider this: whatever alternative…

An Open Inquiry About Your Favorite POTUS

Occasionally at night, I’ll awake with a question that bounces around my head like a game of Pong until I write it down. In this case, it just happens to strictly apply to the one half of America that won’t…

When Media Is Wrong

Imagine this… The people consuming media in this country are enamored with what is popular in their circles and what is sensational. Because of this, it is far more profitable for CNN, Fox, MSNBC and other media organizations to overreact…

Doubling Down on Classroom Diddling

A lot of my conservative friends wrongly get the idea that I’m some kind of raging liberal. That’s completely bogus, so just to throw my right wing friends a bone (since I’m so hard on your favorite president), here’s an…

Judging a Judge: When Reality Rears its Head

Today, United States President Donald Trump, in response to a sexual assault allegation against his Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh, said: “If the attack on Dr. Ford was as bad as she says, charges would have been immediately filed with…

Tony Bourdain’s Permanence in Our Hearts

“Detroit looks like motherfucking Detroit. As it should.” -Anthony Bourdain